Retro Tumblr Themes

baby:  d... d... d...
father:  ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby:  d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby:  *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

sachimo:

i hate when i’m too comfortable around someone because then my brain thinks its ok to act weird but even then i end up being too weird

koolaidicecubes:

goldenclitoris:

watch out i m a professional flirter *winks with both eyes*

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condommodel:

check out this picture of a floating head

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polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa