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"Being married someday is going to be so cool. like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together."
-unknown (via amortizing)

laurosnes:

more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins

yungchulita:

Goals:
pussy taste like mango
clear skin
good ass to thigh ratio

drkarayua:

glutenfreewaffles:

glutenfreewaffles:

remember when you put your glasses on for the first time and you realized you could see leaves on trees

how  many fucking people on this website wear glasses jfc

it’s always the leaves oh my god

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.


the YA section of any given bookstore:  NORMAL GIRL JUST LIKE ANY OTHER COME IN CONTACT WITH DARK MAGIC. MUST PROTECT/RESCUE/LEAVE FAMILY. SUDDENLY, A BOY IS HERE. HOT BOY. KISS HOT BOY. GIRL IS SASSY NOW. EVERYTHING CHANGE. SAVE WORLD.

ahobbitscourage:

do you ever check how much time there’s left of an episode just to make sure they won’t stop there

relahvant:

thebrotherswinchester:

you know what constantly blew my mind as a child

in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror

like

how does the camera not show up in the mirror

actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out

angles

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure